If I was the boss of everyone, everybody on earth would have to work in a restaurant for at least 2 weeks of their lives to understand how to dine and how to treat people who work in the food service industry. Most people have no manners.

If I was the boss of everyone, I'd take out the colored lights from the chandelier in the Byrd Theatre. It's tacky. As a matter of fact, I'd ban colored lights in general. They are annoying.

I need to start writing in this more. I love the idea of being the boss of everyone!